8 of the Horniest Erotic Thrillers You’ll Ever Watch
Sometimes, you just want to sit back, relax, and enjoy yourself while watching some good old-fashioned titillation on the big screen. Of course, not all erotic thrillers are good–not by a long shot. So here are eight of the horniest erotic thrillers ever made that you’ll be glad you watched when the night’s done (or the morning after).
1) 10 raunchy women’s erotic thrillers every guy should watch
Female sexual desire has been a controversial topic for centuries, so it’s understandable that Hollywood was reluctant to focus on the topic. It wasn’t until the ’70s and ’80s that erotic thrillers started gracing our screens with high-strung romance and adventurous sex scenes. Here are 8 of the horniest erotic thrillers you’ll ever watch.
- After Hours
- Original Sin
- The House of Yes
- Pretty Woman (This one would be great for all audiences!)
- Basic Instinct (classic!)
- Jade/Rope/Drawing Rooms of the Courtesans of Gion, by Kobo Abe
2) The Handmaid’s Tale (1990)
Directed by Mike Saenz, The Handmaid’s Tale is a graphic, dark adult fantasy with surrealistic imagery and a body-horror vibe. It features dominatrixes and the sexualization of bondage (which is shown in excruciating detail), graphic needle-play, and female domination. Yes, this film is weird as hell, but it also has real power – it dares to do things that many other thrillers won’t even consider.
3) Mrs. Doubtfire (1993)
Mrs. Doubtfire is one of the hottest erotic thrillers ever made. As a widower who has just gotten divorced from his wife, Daniel Hillard (Robin Williams) is seeking comfort in cross-dressing and pretending to be a British woman named Mrs. Euphegenia Doubtfire so he can work for the man who killed his wife and made him a widower–a douchebag with great fashion sense and an awesome house–and he and his kids get to stay in the awesome part of town where all the kids go to school together.
4) Crazy, Stupid, Love (2011)
Movie studios have been making erotic thrillers for decades, from the ’70s classics that thrived during the era of porno chic to a slew of more modern sex-filled flicks. But there are some movies out there that go above and beyond what you’ll typically see in your average erotic thriller, whether it’s by pushing the boundaries of good taste or even crossing into glorified torture porn territory. These 8 horny thrillers offer everything from intense rough sex to BDSM scenes and show no shame.
5) Jane Eyre (1996)
If you haven’t read the book, or if you’ve never seen the 1996 adaptation of Jane Eyre with William Hurt and Joan Plowright, then I recommend that you do. Not only is it an amazing story, but it’s also one of the horniest erotic thrillers ever made. Basically every single person in this movie is on fire for each other, and all of their wild (secret) sex scenes are worth your time.
6) The Princess Diaries (2001)
Hands down, the most risqué PG film ever created. That being said, this is a children’s movie about Mia Thermopolis’s coming of age story, so it does not have anything close to pornography. But we can all be thankful for the portrayal of high school student Michael Moscovitz as your stereotypical adolescent male on the prowl for sexual adventures because he will forever be implanted in our memories when watching this film for years to come.
7) 13 Going on 30 (2004)
13 Going on 30 is one of the best movies you’ll watch when you want to feel sexy and empowered. Released in 2004, the coming-of-age comedy follows 13-year-old Jenna Rink (played by Jennifer Garner) as she struggles with middle school woes like an oversized denim jacket and her crush Patrick Bateman (Mark Ruffalo). Jenna’s dad Peter (Brian Doyle Murray) buys her a vintage 1979 once for her birthday, which flips Jenna back to 1985. This time around, she’s grown up and working at the network TV company where her mom Annabelle (Mary Tyler Moore) is the star anchor.
8. Chasing Amy (1997)
By far the horniest of the group, there’s no way to summarize this film without spilling all the details. The film follows a comic book artist named Holden, who falls in love with an outspoken lesbian named Alyssa. With both of them unwilling to admit their feelings for each other, things get really awkward and sexually tense. Keep your eyes peeled for some lengthy, erotic sex scenes that are bound to shock you.
